School’s pretty lame. This thing’s for all those beaten down and trodden upon by excessive homework loads, bad relationships, tests, and schedules. We must return to our natural state, that one we were born with. I quote Dr. Pepper, M.D.: “Be you, do what you do.” Do naked.

it is not neccessary to point out every time there is a lull in conversation by using the phrase “well, this is awkward”. no, dipshit, its called silence. if you feel the need to fill the gap in conversation, i suggest using topics such as weather, travel, and dining.

There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all.

This group is for all the people who ever tried to push a door which said pull on it…..Hehehehehe We are all retards sometimes!!! :)

THIS GROUP IS DEDICATED TO CORNY, HILARIOUS, AND RIDICULOUS PICK UP LINES. I WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORIES. WORST PICK UP LINES. BEST PICK UP LINES. AND PICK UP LINES THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!

For those that can’t live without their cell phones – whether it’s to schedule appointments, see in the dark, use as an excuse to leave a conversation to “take an important call”, figure out the waiter’s tip, keep as a clock, take pictures, or simply to use as a device to converse with others – as it was originally designed to do.

for all the ladies out there,

yea we like to be so sweet and cute,
yea we love pink and glitter,
yea we love stuffed toys,
yea we love cotton candy and kittens and puppies too
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but when it comes to jerks, pervs, any attempts to piss us off,,
we will hurt,
we will cause pain,
we shall make u weep and call out to ur mommies,,,

dont mess with us gurlz ;) ur sweetest nightmare ..

For those who have joined tons of groups that they never look at more than once… it’s ok, we understand.

Scary Movie is a 2000 Comedy/Spoof film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, as part of Wayans Bros. Entertainment. It is an American dark comedy which parodies the horror, slasher, and mystery genres. Several mid-and late-1990s films are spoofed, including The Sixth Sense, The Usual Suspects, The Matrix, and The Blair Witch Project, with a significant portion of the film’s plot being dedicated to the more subtle horror film parody series Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. In addition, the film parodies classic horror films, most notably Halloween.